Posted on: Friday, May 16, 2008
'Speed Racer'
	
	
		
By Roger Moore
McClatchy-Tribune News Service
	
			
				
					 Rating: PG for sequences of action, some violence and language.
				
			
			
			
				
					 What it's about: Idealistic, independent young driver battles long odds to foil the cartel of evil, cheating racing sponsors.
				
			
			
			
				
					 The kid attractor factor: Eye candy galore, based on a cartoon and starring Emile Hirsh, Christina Ricci and a cute chimpanzee.
				
			
			
			
				
					 Good lessons/bad lessons: "Cheaters never prosper."
				
			
			
			
				
					 Violence: An awful lot for a children's film.
				
			
			
			
				
					 Language: Gratuitous profanity peppered here and there.
				
			
			
			
				
					 Sex: None, despite the presence of Christina Ricci.
				
			
			
			
				
					 Drugs: None, unless you count poison.
				
			
			
			
				
					 Parents' advisory: It's childish enough to be attractive to young children, but the plot demands many a tedious argument-discussion-explanation scene, when all most kids want is more chimp moments. Fine for 9 and older.