There's never been a better time to register on www.HawaiiMoms.com. Be the 1,000th person to register and you'll win a $300 Heaven on Earth Hawaii spa gift certificate! Another way to unwind: Talk story with other moms on the discussion board at www.HawaiiMoms.com. One hot ongoing chat is on how children may be affected by growing road rage. MamaMia writes in the My Stories forum:

"When I was growing up, a honk would get a sheepish smile, a wave and an 'I'm sorry' from the offender. Apparently, those days are gone. Now you don't know what you'll get, and I'm not willing to risk the lives of my children. So most of the time, I contain myself. And I mutter about them under my breath to myself."

— Advertiser staff

ART AFTER DARK

The inspirational Paula Fuga, left, appropriately headlines Muse, the latest installment of ARTafterDARK, from 6 to 9 p.m. tomorrow at the Honolulu Academy of Arts. Also on the bill: The Girlas and Rosa and Capski. Take a tour of the "Artists of Hawai'i 2007" and the must-see Expressionist shows in the Contemporary Gallery, purchase Masami Teraoka's new book "Ascending Chaos" and have the artist sign it. You can buy food cooked up by Tiki's Grill & Bar. www.honoluluacademy.org.

— Lesa Griffith

FINAL WORD

"I am a Jekyll and Hyde. I put my chef's jacket on and it just happens!"

Gordon Ramsay | the famously tyrannical, foul-mouthed British chef and star of the Fox series "Hell's Kitchen," in Entertainment Weekly